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"Oh my GAWD, gurl! That party was simply FAAAAABULOUS." Dwayne could always be counted on for succinctly accurate assessments of social endeavors.

"Oh my GAWD, gurl! That party was simply FAAAAABULOUS." Dwayne could always be counted on for succinctly accurate assessments of social endeavors.

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"Well, to be quite HONEST, I’ve been lucky enough to have the kinds of connections that few others DO, and that really has broadened the INFLUENCE of my latest treatise on the work of Sylas Rothbottom, who anybody who’s anybody SHOULD know …about, of course. He was PIVOTAL in the development of a comprehensive hermeneutics of aviary representation, which has OBVIOUSLY been more prominently deployed in service of an overarching narrative about the freedom of FLIGHT, which is actually a FALSE freedom…” Where the hell is the open bar, thought Kristine. See More
"Well, to be quite HONEST, I’ve been lucky enough to have the kinds of connections that few others DO, and that really has broadened the INFLUENCE of my latest treatise on the work of Sylas Rothbottom, who anybody who’s anybody SHOULD know about, of course. He was PIVOTAL in the development of a comprehensive hermeneutics of aviary representation, which has OBVIOUSLY been more prominently deployed in service of an overarching narrative about the freedom of FLIGHT, which is actually a FALSE freedom…”

Where the hellĀ is the open bar, thought Kristine.
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This was the day Francine began plotting her revenge.

This was the day Francine began plotting her revenge.

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Bruce sincerely believed in approaching life with an open heart and mind.

Bruce sincerely believed in approaching life with an open heart and mind.

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Erik intrinsically knew that color, pattern and texture were crucial when creating a Look.

Erik intrinsically knew that color, pattern and texture were crucial when creating a Look.

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No day was complete for Yolanda without a little time on the porch swing.

No day was complete for Yolanda without a little time on the porch swing.

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Apparently Kevin was NEVER going to stop talking about his shitty job.

Apparently Kevin was NEVER going to stop talking about his shitty job.

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It may have taken Amanda two and a half years to make it to the spa, but the aquamarine glitter pedi was completely, totally worth it.

It may have taken Amanda two and a half years to make it to the spa, but the aquamarine glitter pedi was completely, totally worth it.

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Chet prepared thoroughly for his Easter weekend appearances. It was see and be seen, baby.

Chet prepared thoroughly for his Easter weekend appearances. It was see and be seen, baby.

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Ennis would never let another weekend be ruined by a “scenic boat ride.”

Ennis would never let another weekend be ruined by a “scenic boat ride.”