People Like Animals Talking

Louise waited in quiet anticipation for her first mani-pedi.

BRING ON THE NAIL ART.

Phil could NOT understand why he wasn’t getting hit up on okcupid. Didn’t everybody love a sense of humor?

Sometimes Francine got to ditch school for the day and go to the lake with Aunt Brenda.  

“Hold on, Cheryl. This is for a breakfast place, and they’re interviewing for three positions? In this economy? That’s poor management, at minimum. Something seems a little OFF.”

Cyril had finally confirmed what they had all long suspected: THE WHEEL WENT NOWHERE.

Orville’s life as a daredevil was clearly in its nascent stage.

A certain amount of introspection was critical to Yolanda’s success as a writer.

Every time he heard the opening bars of When the Children Cry, Walter had a knee-jerk reaction.

Right then, Ray swore he was never helping Jonathan move again.

“The hair is fine—full-bodied, lustrous, that’s acceptable. But I’m in a leopard print DIAPER and SOMEONE thought THIS—whatever the hell THIS is, it’s just SAD, I don’t know if it’s a TIE, or a SCARF, or a diaphonous LASAGNA NOODLE—was a GRAND idea. WHO IS CHARGE OF ACCESSORIES HERE?” 

Everyone was alarmed by Vincenzo’s sudden vitriol.